tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306049662016965664.post344839601413915684..comments2023-10-11T22:53:44.404+10:00Comments on Marion's meepings: Holding Out For A HeroPaxfordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05402369357419216865noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306049662016965664.post-64504597083682099542011-06-10T09:51:26.437+10:002011-06-10T09:51:26.437+10:00Willy Nelson's Apache Wife did this when she g...Willy Nelson's Apache Wife did this when she got tired of him beating on her...<br /><br />1. purchase a new top sheet, a curve uphostery needle, some carpet thread and a roll of duct tape. oh and a garden hose if she doesn't have one.<br />2. after the 'sob' goes to sleep put the new top sheet over him and begin sewing it down to the mattress from the neck around the shoulders then down the body under the bottom of the feet and back up the other side. you want it to look like his head is poppin out of a sack. take the spare bed pillow and lightly duct tape it to the one his head is lying on.<br />3. Pick up the garden hose and cut about 4 feet of of one of the ends then place the end with the brass/plastic fitting in your hand and stand next to the bed and raise the hose up and say shout loudly "This is the last time you will ever beat me." and begin to give him a beating from hell.<br />4. When your done then you lean over and tell him that if you have to repeat this it will be with a baseball bat.<br /><br />It does work...ask Willy Nelson.<br /><br />Miss EmMiss Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14441825597709556390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306049662016965664.post-13006759443860513512011-06-09T12:50:00.862+10:002011-06-09T12:50:00.862+10:00How about a taser?How about a taser?Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8306049662016965664.post-1276886816597092662011-06-09T02:26:39.193+10:002011-06-09T02:26:39.193+10:00Or a 357 - self defense.Or a 357 - self defense.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.com