It's just so important that it reflect my inner Pax-ness so I hunted high & low for the "Very Thing"(tm.)
So this has now been ordered and will hopefully grace their door stoop shortly
(why yes.. I *AM* a geek - how ever did you work that out?)
I was also looking at these other shirts (below) but sadly they don't come in the itty-bitty range for new borns (technically Dad's not a ninja - he's an Airborne Ranger - but it's the sneakiness inherent in the man that draws me to his wit; not to mention his kick-arse wife with the killer one-liners)
There's also 2 pounds of jellybeans in the parcel - have to ensure I bribe the two older boys (6 & 8 years old) with continuing propoganda that "Aussie Mari is super cool". I'm sure when they are a wee bit older I can look into a drum kit or two for them [the joys of being so many many miles away from instant retribution :) ] - and as an added bonus can you imagine the Suger High they're going to have? Bwhahahaha!
You are a good lady...perhaps I should take lessons from you. Uh...on goodness, not being a lady.
ReplyDeleteA more accurate T-shirt for any baby:
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Coffey - it's all about learning to sit with your ankles nicely crossed ;D
ReplyDeleteCI - I suspect "Truth in advertising" would need the fine print of 18 years of dependence added in... it might negate the "Cute" tag
Definition of a baby: A cute, pleasant idiot...best days of our lives, and we don't get to remember them!
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