Oooh.... so is Brendan Fraser single?
Do you think perhaps he would find it creepy to receive a "Hey! Let's get hitched" from an utter stranger?
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okay... yes... it WOULD be really creepy but something to shock and amuse the country relatives with :D
But seriously - I would be a *FANTASTIC* girlfriend. I like geeks, and small children; reading books and sending treats to the Troops; can wash, cook and sew (and finds 2 out of 3 of those interesting enough to do regularly of my own free will); I keep my nagging and honey-do's to a minimum; happily pay for my own share of the bills and all of the mortgage; own a 32" LCD flat screen TV And now a coffee machine*. Who wouldn't love me?!
Oh about that coffee machine... I found out about it yesterday. Phone call received at work to advise that I had won it in a random "you bought stuff" draw. One of those "Nespresso" machines that take the fancy flavoured coffee capsules.
Pretty nifty huh? Just a pity I'm more of a Hot Chocolate kind of person. Don't get me wrong - I Loooove the smell of freshly roasted coffee but I get quite twitchy quite fast if I drink any of it. (think Super Squirrel on Speed)
So yes... please send all "Hey I'd love a laid-back, kind, coffee machine owning girlfriend in my life" applications care of this blog. And remember IT COULD BE YOU!
*Small disclaimer: Fools, Idiots, Mamma's Boys and those hoping I'll be foolish enough to support you through your final years of College should not apply. Been there.. done that.... lost the t-shirt in the settlement.


