December 16, 2011

Pax goes Nautical

So how about a competition to help make the Merry Season even Merrier?

And let's make the prize a Nautical one - how about an Australian Navy cap!

Bought it from HERE
So what do you need to do to win this very nifty hat?  - Glad you asked!

Tell us (in the comments section below) your best Military related Joke or Short Story

The Rules:-

Must be PG-13! (if you feel that using a rude word is required then bleep it out - let's think of the potential that one day my Mum might read this)

Can be a joke or story that happened to you - or one you are simply retelling.

You do NOT need to be a regular reader of this blog to enter (sniffle... but you COULD stick around and read more - just saying)

You can be from anywhere in the world. All that I ask is that you respect that this item represents my Country's military, and is to be treated as a prized possession.

If you win - you will need to supply me with a mailing address. I promise to hold the information safely and never share it beyond my Post Office.

If you leave your entry under the "Anonymous" tag - please be sure to add your name or nickname at the bottom so I can track you down later should you win.

The Winner will need to contact me by 1st of January 2012 at the latest with their mailing address or there will be a redraw.

The Winning Joke will be judged on or about the 25th of December


  1. An oldie, but a goodie:

    A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

    "What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

    The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."

  2. Another oldie but goody,

    There's an old sea story from the mast and sail days about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

    The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

    The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

    The first mate went straight below to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

    He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

    Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

  3. CI-Roller Dude said...
    NAVY: See the world, see the seas, and get sea sick.....

    CI-Roller Dude said...
    NAVY: It's not just a job, it's an adventure...and you can't have an adventure without some part of it sucking.

    Miss Em said...
    Join the Navy - Ride the "Waves".
    Well that's what the recuriter told me. The only thing is he didn't elaborate on the type of "Waves". Anybody seen my bucket? :~{