March 8, 2012

Caption This!

Due to the wonderful forbearance of a Zombie-destroying, World-saving Blog-writing friend, I have been permitted to post the following photo for my newest "CAPTION THIS" competition.

Doesn't he look wickedly competent with that?
(and not fluffy in any way what so ever - honest!)
 The Rules:-

Write a CAPTION for this photo

Must be PG-13! (if you feel that using a rude word is required then bleep it out - let's think of the potential that one day my Mum might read this)

You do NOT need to be a regular reader of this blog to enter (sniffle... but you COULD stick around and read more - just saying)

You can be from anywhere in the world.

If you win - you will need to supply me with a mailing address. I promise to hold the information safely and never share it beyond my Post Office.

If you leave your entry under the "Anonymous" tag - please be sure to add your name or nickname at the bottom so I can track you down later should you win.

If you find that Blogger won't let you post a message or worse - it disappears into the ether - then email me directly (you can find my e address under my profile)

The Winner will need to contact me by last day of March 2013 at the latest with their mailing address or there will be a redraw.

The Winning Joke will be judged on or about the 18th of March

Oh and the PRIZE(s)?

Because I know that some of you DON'T DO CUTE AND FLUFFY then it will be a Winners choice.

Prize the 1st - a Teddy Bear dressed in Australian Camo pattern

Prize the 2nd - a Vintage (as in it's mine and I've had it for a few years) Ball cap bearing the word "LIBRARY" (made in the fashion of F.B.I raid caps) AND a bayonet shaped USB stick*

Oh... and if you plan to win the Camo-Ted AND do Nefarious things to him (i.e Camo-Ted's excellent range adventure OR Womp-Rat-Ted and the T-16) then you have to take photos or film and SHARE.

And GO!

*If the winner is actively serving downrange then the USB stick can be seperately shipped to any State-side address since I don't think it's on the "Allowed to Post" list

**edited to correct a few small "typos"...


  1. "Due to recent budget cuts to the USMC, America's First Sergeant has been assigned to the Mess Hall. His first task? Chopping the meat for lunch sandwiches."

  2. I loooove that bear, but I don't know if I can think of a caption. I'm not clever with that sort of thing. Maybe the nice person who wins the bear would like to give him to me because I'm so sweet, just like that guy in the photo.


  3. What do you mean you didn't have time to get a haircut? Here, let me give you my own special Marine trim.

  4. "He's so FLUFFY, I'm gonna die!"

    Please. Someone get the "Despicable Me" reference. :D

    Oh, and even though it's not very likely, if I win, send the prize to Jane. She deserves the fluffy bear. Also, my mom would not be happy if I got mail from somebody she doesn't know. Not that you're a problem, Marion - it's just that she is cautious and I obey The Supreme Mother (or else). Thank ye!

    1. Me? Do you mean me? You would actually let ME have him? I promise I would hug him in bed every night along with my white teddy bear.


  5. Hmmm...My caption: "Hold still Pax. You won't feel a thing."

  6. taco bell has left a new comment on your post "Caption This!":

    Ten years of war and severe cutbacks in the DOD, the Marine Corps introduces the new High speed, low drag side arm. It is the Mark one mod C "Edge" coming to a unit near you shortly...

    Semper fi,

    (looks as though Blogger ate this one.. reposting)

  7. And for my own attempt at humour...

    ...unable to reach his sonic spork in time, he reached for the next best weapon...

  8. Yep, gonna reach out and 'touch' you...

  9. I'm afraid it looks completly normal to me. He's probably just headed to breakfast to have some Wheaties and couldn't get the darn box open...

    so... "Cereal Killer".

  10. @CI - Chopped liver for lunch then?

    @Janie - Roger

    @Coffeypot - new meaning to the words "High & Tight" there I'm thinking

    @Erika - (minion giggle) "Banana!". And I applaud and Echo your mum's stance on Strangers. Constant Vigilence!!

    @A1S - Feeling the Love there Burke... :D

    @Taco - Heh!

    @Old NFO - Heh Heh :D

    @Wrexie - sounds like someone's not a "Morning Person" :D

  11. You better ax yourself, do you feel lucky? Well do you, Punk?

  12. The weapon of choice for the Zombie Apocolypse..." I HAVE AN AX TO GRIND "

  13. I told you. NO MORE MUSK STICKS!!